Just when you thought ...

I couldn't be a BIGGER asshole! Well, again, I've outdone myself!

I got on the bus this morning. I was super crabby, as I always am in the morning before my Starbucks. I went to sit down behind this woman who kind of turned as I was sitting down and gave me a look. I feel like it was a stink-eye. Then she turned back facing forward and was shaking her head. Like I did something to her! I didn't go anywhere near her! I did nothing! So, I'm all like, "What?!? What's your problem?!?" She seemed a bit frightened and then just ignored me as I was mumbling under my breath (but of course loud enough for her to hear), "Nobody shakes their head at someone who does NOTHING! Stupid headshaker."

As we rode along her head continued to shake and I realized that she has that Katherine Hepburn disorder where her head shakes INVOLUNTARILY!

I am the most offensive bitch ever. If I believed in it, I'm sure I'd go to hell!