NYC = No Jon Zone!

I know! I keep saying I'm not going to post about this anymore, but I continue to. Damn that Jon and Kate! Of course, they are getting divorced. We all knew that. TLC has pulled the plug on their show for a couple of months to "respect the family during this trying time." Note: TLC pulled the plug NOT the family. Jon and Kate are both selfish assholes. Yada yada yada. What concerns me most is that Jon was apartment hunting in NYC this weekend. NOOOOOOOO!!!!

I live in NYC! And take my word, we have enough douchebags living here, we do NOT need one more! So Jon, please take your double-pierced ears circa 1992 and your boy band outfits, also circa 1992 and your faux hair plugs to another city. NYC is polluted enough! Plus, I've been to that Trump building you're looking at and it's really windy over there, and there's NO place to snowboard. Seriously, NYC has nothing for you. OMG, I will slit my wrists if I have to see this poser fuck busting around the city!