Did you see this? It's hilarious! Apparently, this couple was on vacay in Canada and they set up their camera to take a timed photo, and the squirrel totally booched in front of the lens to hog the attention in the photo.
Put a beer in one of its paws, a cigarette in the other, and squint its eyes and you have every photo of me in college.
In the Indonesian province of North Sulawesi, more than 2,500 scuba divers set a new Guiness World Record Monday for the largest mass dive. Is it just me, or does this look more like a world record for the biggest urine cloud in a natural body of water?
I'm watching this horrific episode of Primetime called "The Outsiders." It's about these two idiots living with lions. The one guy lives with this pride that he raised since birth so he could do some sort of film on them. They aren't wild, but still the asshole lays all over them, talks to them like they are babies, plays with them and probably fucks them. He decided, after making his movie, that he didn't want the lions to go to a zoo or circus (which is admirable in a way) so he bought a bunch of land and lives with them as if they are pets. How about this? How about NOT raising a bunch of non-wild pussy lions to begin with? How about just LEAVING THEM ALONE in the wild?
The second guy is even crazier. He's living with wild lions who apparently hate humans and he's trying to get them to like humans or at least tolerate them for the purposes of eco-tourism. Huh? He looks like a complete fool running around with this stupid cane yelling at them as they charge him. "Cut it out! That's enough!" He clearly is the biggest jackass I've ever seen in my life and I hope ALL those lions eat him! I will stand up and applaud that footage.
Seriously, is this what we've come to? These fucking idiots trying to make lions pets? It makes me want to smash my TV. DON'T FUCK WITH WILDLIFE, AND IT WON'T FUCK WITH US! Have we learned nothing from those flamers in Vegas and their white tigers? Why are we so obsessed with being dominant over wildlife instead of just respecting it and living along side of it?
If there is a hell, there is an especially hot and humid place for these guys, and I can't wait until they are chewed to bits and reach it!
I swear I'm so sick of this shit! I'm so sick of people having to "study" wildlife. I'm sick of the tranquilizing and tagging. I'm sick of the rescuing baby animals and raising them in some bullshit cabin. I'm sick of the safari shit. I've ALWAYS hated zoos and circuses. ENOUGH! We need to stop taking animals' land, and we need to just LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE!
The smarter we think we are, the more we destroy our planet.
Man, it's been hot in NYC lately. I guess it is August. I thought it was really hot today, though. So when I got home, I took a cool bath. It's something I do in the summer. I crank my air and sit in a cool bath and act like it's a pool.
Anyway, remember my crabby-looking cat, Lola? She's the one who always looks pissed. She's got a perma-furrowed brow. She also is quite vocal. She's always meowing and yapping about something. Actually, most of the time I have no idea what she wants so basically, she meows and yaps about nothing. She's very clingy, too. Any place I go, she follows with her bitchy stare and her flapping gums, especially if I'm in the bathroom. She's fascinated with what goes on in the bathroom. She's always meowing and waiting outside the door when I come out.
While I was in the bath today, she came busting in and seriously went nuts! I never heard her freak out so badly, and suddenly her perma-furrowed brow turned into a panic-stricken face! Clearly, she can't understand why (and was appalled that) I would willingly get into a giant vat of water and then sit there. She was afraid for my life, yet helpless, as there's no way she was gettin' anywhere near the water. Honestly, it was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Of course, just to mess with her, I started splashing around and even threw a little water her way. AAAAAAND, the furrowed brow immediately returned as she bolted. Now - an hour later - she's under the bed silently sulking.
