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It's not a journey worth taking

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:15:09 -0400

Wow. I didn't realize I haven't posted in so long. Nothing going on I guess. Of course, aside from the fact that Jon Gosselin is EVERYWHERE in the news and I want to smash something every time I see his face and read his ridiculous statements. He...

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19 kids and we might as well quit counting

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:30:53 -0400

Well, I've posted about this crazy mega-family a million times in the past - yes, that's one time for every child they have. And, here we go again. Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar are expecting a NINETEENTH child! Who knew these hicks could even coun...

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Ah, brings back some good memories

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:46:13 -0400

Did you see this? It's hilarious! Apparently, this couple was on vacay in Canada and they set up their camera to take a timed photo, and the squirrel totally booched in front of the lens to hog the attention in the photo. Put a beer in one of its...

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I won't swim here anytime soon

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:19:28 -0400

In the Indonesian province of North Sulawesi, more than 2,500 scuba divers set a new Guiness World Record Monday for the largest mass dive. Is it just me, or does this look more like a world record for the biggest urine cloud in a natural body of...

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I hope you get eaten ... nuts first!

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:51:40 -0400

I'm watching this horrific episode of Primetime called "The Outsiders." It's about these two idiots living with lions. The one guy lives with this pride that he raised since birth so he could do some sort of film on them. They aren't wild, but st...

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It's ONLY water!

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:51:37 -0400

Man, it's been hot in NYC lately. I guess it is August. I thought it was really hot today, though. So when I got home, I took a cool bath. It's something I do in the summer. I crank my air and sit in a cool bath and act like it's a pool. Anyway, ...

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Mac and Skeeved

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:27:19 -0400

I love mac and cheese. I can't believe anyone who wouldn't. It was my fave growing up. I loved the Kraft Mac and Cheese. Back then you had to add butter and milk with the powder. I always made my mom make it soupy. And the worst was when she trie...

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Poser and the City

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:34:49 -0400

I found these photos on Radaronline.com. This is the DUMBEST thing I've ever seen. First of all, unfortunately Jon Gosselin has moved to NYC. As I said before, the LAST thing we need is another douchebag in this city. Nevertheless, here he is. Se...

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No really, I'm a dumbass

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:55:20 -0400

Because I'm so well-educated and on an eternal path to knowledge, I was looking at my atlas this morning. I have one of those giant blue books, the National Geographic Atlas of the World. Of course, I think mine is from the 90's so it's probably ...

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Trashing New York

nobody@vox.com(Gerri Atric) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:36:56 -0400

One of the cool things, I think, about NYC is that while it's a huge, exciting city, it's still near water, and beaches. And while most of us are trapped in the city with no car, we can still take a train and get to the beach. There's Coney Islan...

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