3 posts tagged “jon & kate divorce”
OK, so I feel terrible for Farrah Fawcett that Michael Jackson died and stole all her thunder. And I feel bad for Ed McMahon that Farrah Fawcett AND Michael Jackson died, stealing his thunder. And, MOST OF ALL, I feel like shit for Jon and Kate Plus 8 that all these insensitive REAL celebrities died and stole their undeserved thunder. It's a sad day!
I know! I keep saying I'm not going to post about this anymore, but I continue to. Damn that Jon and Kate! Of course, they are getting divorced. We all knew that. TLC has pulled the plug on their show for a couple of months to "respect the family during this trying time." Note: TLC pulled the plug NOT the family. Jon and Kate are both selfish assholes. Yada yada yada. What concerns me most is that Jon was apartment hunting in NYC this weekend. NOOOOOOOO!!!!
I live in NYC! And take my word, we have enough douchebags living here, we do NOT need one more! So Jon, please take your double-pierced ears circa 1992 and your boy band outfits, also circa 1992 and your faux hair plugs to another city. NYC is polluted enough! Plus, I've been to that Trump building you're looking at and it's really windy over there, and there's NO place to snowboard. Seriously, NYC has nothing for you. OMG, I will slit my wrists if I have to see this poser fuck busting around the city!
Well, you know I've posted about Jon & Kate Plus 8 before, and I suppose if you have a pulse and live in America you've heard all about Jon and Kate's separation, cheating, divorce, etc. rumors. I haven't written about it because EVERYONE writes about it, and EVERYONE is so over it.
However, I just came across this teaser for the next show which basically says that Jon and Kate will be making an announcement that will change everyone's lives. I'm only to assume that this means they are coming clean with the fact they are getting divorced - and they are devoting an entire one-hour episode of their show to the breakup of their marriage. If this is true, then I honestly cannot believe what idiotic assholes these two people are. They are capitalizing on and filming the most traumatic event their children will ever go through just to get TV ratings that translate into money for themselves. UNBELIEVALBE!
You know, I don't have kids because I don't like them and I know I'm too selfish and would suck at taking care of them. But I can say, without hesitation, that if I did have kids, I would NEVER do the shit to them that these people are doing to theirs. NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY WAS AT STAKE! Their kids will grow up one day and they WILL read all the shit about their parents. Remember what it felt like when you got old enough to realize that maybe your parents didn't know everything? Well, imagine what it will be like for these kids when they realize their parents are so twisted that they used and exploited them for money and fame.
Truly, people, we have the all-time winners of the WORST PARENTS EVER award with Jon and Kate. And let me say, Jon and Kate, you are lucky you're making so much money now because you will need that for the very HEFTY therapy bills from your eight kids!
