8 posts tagged “jon & kate plus 8”
Imagine my surprise when I was perusing NY Daily News and saw this article about Jon Gosselin hanging out in St. Tropez with his "girlfriend" Hailey Glassman. Are you kidding me?!? This chick is only 23 years old and she's OK dating a douchebag dad with EIGHT (often asshole) kids?! How can that be? When I was 23, I was drinking beers in eights, not dating guys who pump out kids in eights! He's not even divorced yet! And this isn't even the same 23-year-old that he was banging while he was married. It's a totally different 23-year-old. Despite his baggage and his gay earrings and his poser clothes, Jon must have something going on. Maybe that stereotype about Asians and their small penis size isn't true.
Seriously, though, I can't believe this chick actually wants to date Jon. She is the daughter of the guy who performed Kate's tummy tuck, so maybe the doc offered a trade ... free plastic surgery on the show which equals free publicity in exchange for his 23-year-old daughter. Hmmm.
Either way, this girl is an idiot. Think about it. First, Jon cheats on his wife with some trashy local (and lies about it), then he cheats on the trashy local with the tummy tuck daughter. Anyone else see a pattern here?
Jon Gosselin shows off new girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, while in St. Tropez
Sunday, July 12th 2009, 2:43 PM
It didn’t take long for Jon Gosselin to bounce back from his broken marriage.
Less than three weeks after wife Kate Gosselin filed for divorce, the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" patriarch showed off a new girlfriend during a trip to St. Tropez on Saturday.
The 32-year-old father of eight traveled to the South of France with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the doctor who performed his wife’s tummy tuck.
News of Gosselin’s new girlfriend may come as a shock to those following the "Jon & Kate" drama, as the other woman in question has been 23-year-old Deanna Hummel.
Even after news broke of Gosselin’s alleged affair with the school teacher, the couple continued to see each other, as well as take a snowboarding vacation to Utah in March.
While Gosselin’s relationship with Hummel became somewhat public, his "friendship" with Glassman went under the radar.
Gosselin denied any wrongdoing when he was photographed hanging out with Glassman and her mother, Lauren, at the Front Street Bar and Grill in Newburgh, NY on Memorial Day.
"The two women with whom I’ve been photographed are family friends," Jon told People.com. "Lauren’s husband, Dr. Larry Glassman, performed Kate’s tummy tuck surgery, and since the surgery we’ve become friendly with the Glassmans."
Apparently, Gosselin’s definition of "friendly" differs from most others.
An Ed Hardy-clad Gosselin and his 22-year-old new girlfriend were seen smoking cigarettes and holding hands while in the French Riviera, where they also took a ride on fashion designer Christian Audigier’s yacht.
OK, so there are millions of problems with reality TV, but the one that bothers me the most is the way these "reality stars" talk. Half of a reality show is when the castmates are interviewed with some cheesy background. Nobody can just answer a question without a question! I think we need scripts for the reality show interviews to ban this type of answer. It's always the castmate repeating the question and then almost always answering with "absolutely!" For example:
- "Do I want to get engaged after dating a guy (who probably already has a girlfriend) four times? Absolutely!" - Jillian, the clueless Bachelorette with, um, the good personality? Watching her make out with these guys is disgusting! And I feel bad because NONE of the guys really like her. Poor Jill.
- "Do I think my ass is too big to marry a white guy? Absolutely!" - Kim Kardashian, who didn't seem to have too many questions in her sex tape. Well, you know, her mouth was full.
- "Am I embarrassed that I'm the first person to have sex in the house after which I immediately got a flare-up of herpes? Absolutely!" - Joey from The Real World Cancun. Dude one word ... Valtrex!
- "Did I have repeated sex with a crinkly, Viagra-popping, 132-year-old "playboy" in exchange for my GIANT fake boobs so that I could flash them ALL THE TIME no matter how uncomfortable it makes my new husband? Absolutely!" - Kendra "Tits" Wilkinson. I give that marriage six months!
- "Do I feel bad for berating, demeaning and pretty much yelling at my soon-to-be ex-husband every minute of our marriage? No, not really. I'm rich and famous and he deserved it!" - Kate Gosselin, who would never apologize for anything, including inflicting her ridiculous hairdo on American pop culture.
OK, so I feel terrible for Farrah Fawcett that Michael Jackson died and stole all her thunder. And I feel bad for Ed McMahon that Farrah Fawcett AND Michael Jackson died, stealing his thunder. And, MOST OF ALL, I feel like shit for Jon and Kate Plus 8 that all these insensitive REAL celebrities died and stole their undeserved thunder. It's a sad day!
I know! I keep saying I'm not going to post about this anymore, but I continue to. Damn that Jon and Kate! Of course, they are getting divorced. We all knew that. TLC has pulled the plug on their show for a couple of months to "respect the family during this trying time." Note: TLC pulled the plug NOT the family. Jon and Kate are both selfish assholes. Yada yada yada. What concerns me most is that Jon was apartment hunting in NYC this weekend. NOOOOOOOO!!!!
I live in NYC! And take my word, we have enough douchebags living here, we do NOT need one more! So Jon, please take your double-pierced ears circa 1992 and your boy band outfits, also circa 1992 and your faux hair plugs to another city. NYC is polluted enough! Plus, I've been to that Trump building you're looking at and it's really windy over there, and there's NO place to snowboard. Seriously, NYC has nothing for you. OMG, I will slit my wrists if I have to see this poser fuck busting around the city!
OK, FINALLY, some news worth reporting! This doesn't annoy anyone or ruin any childrens' lives. It's just good 'ol fashioned journalism. LOVE IT! And none of these people is a child of Jon and Kate. Every single one is photographed with consent. They all, clearly, want to be there. Yet I would suppose that many need psychological intervention just like the Gosselin kids!
New World Record - 2,510 Smurfs gathered in one place
2,510 people dressed as Smurfs set a new world record last week for the most smurfs gathered in one place.
The Welsh city of Swansea hosted the event, planned and organized by costume seller Jokers’ Masquerade and it took until 1am in the morning to check over all the entrants to verify that there was no natural skin color showing.
The record was previously held by the town of Castleblayney in County Monaghan, Ireland, which recorded 1,253 Smurfs gathered in the high street last year.
We’re betting that with all the rain they’ve been getting in the UK lately, after these people went outside the streets were a cool shade of blue the next morning.
OK, I'm sorry but I'm still on my moral soap box. But, I saw on my E! online RSS feeds that the network is polling its viewers on whether or not we want to see anymore stories on Spencer and Heidi Pratt (Speidi). People get to vote to NEVER hear about these idiots again on E!. Of course, I voted yes. I don't want to hear anything else. What's weird to me is that E! continually makes these "special programs" about Jon and Kate (of Jon & Kate Plus 8), such as "Jon and Kate: Twisted Fate" (very good rhyming skills for network idiots, I would say) and "Jon and Kate: Separate Lives."
Whatever! They can have as many disgusting TV shows as they want about this set of bullshit parents, but then they CAN'T boycott another couple of assholes - Spencer and Heidi. It's so hypocritical. NO, it's worse! Especially because Spencer and Heidi aren't fucking up any kids for their reality TV fame. Man, E! SUCKS!
And one more thing while I'm spouting off. I CANNOT believe MTV has a new reality series called "16 and Pregnant." I saw one episode of it where some cheerleader was pregnant and decided to keep the baby (against her mother's advice). The entire show glorified teenage pregnancy and showed this girl living with her parents and taking care of the infant with no regrets. This cannot be true! I mean, is teenage pregnancy so common that you don't even get booted off the cheer leading squad? It makes no sense! I was in cheer leading in high school and I was kicked off for smoking (cigarettes) in my uniform at Denny's! Apparently, the sight of a smoking cheerleader is FAR more offensive than one whose water breaks during the "fight song." What the hell has this country come to?
Well, you know I've posted about Jon & Kate Plus 8 before, and I suppose if you have a pulse and live in America you've heard all about Jon and Kate's separation, cheating, divorce, etc. rumors. I haven't written about it because EVERYONE writes about it, and EVERYONE is so over it.
However, I just came across this teaser for the next show which basically says that Jon and Kate will be making an announcement that will change everyone's lives. I'm only to assume that this means they are coming clean with the fact they are getting divorced - and they are devoting an entire one-hour episode of their show to the breakup of their marriage. If this is true, then I honestly cannot believe what idiotic assholes these two people are. They are capitalizing on and filming the most traumatic event their children will ever go through just to get TV ratings that translate into money for themselves. UNBELIEVALBE!
You know, I don't have kids because I don't like them and I know I'm too selfish and would suck at taking care of them. But I can say, without hesitation, that if I did have kids, I would NEVER do the shit to them that these people are doing to theirs. NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY WAS AT STAKE! Their kids will grow up one day and they WILL read all the shit about their parents. Remember what it felt like when you got old enough to realize that maybe your parents didn't know everything? Well, imagine what it will be like for these kids when they realize their parents are so twisted that they used and exploited them for money and fame.
Truly, people, we have the all-time winners of the WORST PARENTS EVER award with Jon and Kate. And let me say, Jon and Kate, you are lucky you're making so much money now because you will need that for the very HEFTY therapy bills from your eight kids!
I have been a somewhat loyal watcher of that show Jon & Kate Plus 8 on TLC over the years. This last season, though, I kind of stopped watching it all the time because the kids are such assholes, as is the mother, Kate. I tuned in the other day to a new season and they were moving into a giant mansion! I cannot believe how much reality TV pays. The show was super annoying as usual. The mom, Kate, is such a bitchy, crazy, mess that I actually cringe every time she opens her mouth, which is ALL the time. She constantly yells at her poor whipping-boy husband. In this episode, as the family is moving in, the husband has his usual millions of chores given to him by the wife. She finds out that he bought something and didn't use a coupon and she had, like, a 25 minute meltdown about how "we don't buy anything without coupons!!" She seriously ran around the house yelling at her husband. The new house is so big, she couldn't even find him to yell at him to his face so she just randomly ran around screaming about finding the receipts and coupons and bullshit. Um, you just moved into a MILLION dollar home!! And word on the street is they got it for free. WTF is she bitching about coupons in a MILLION dollar home!?!? Coupons are over bitch!
Then the next episode was the dad, Jon, taking the kids into the woods on the property. Apparently, they have a million acres of land to go along with their million dollar home. As usual all the kids did was cry and scream and complain. I swear they are the biggest assholes ever, and the dad can't even stand to be around them. Cut to the last scene of the show where Jon and Kate are doing their interview and they say that the new house is great and that they love it because their kids deserve it. They deserve a place they can run around and have land and shit. Um, the kids HATE the land! They went outside once and spent the entire time beating each other with sticks and complaining that it was too cold. It's like now I am sucked in. I have to watch this show again as much as it pains me just to see these people self-distruct.
